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My Character Assassination Of Mr Paul Lackenby...Aka Mercutio©
Sorry M8, But It Had To Be Done....;o)
Right, Where Do I Start.......
Current Honours
Paul, As He Is Known, Is Often The Talk Of The Group At College.
Often Seen Coming In Late Before Yelling About Assignment Deadlines, Then Disappearing Under Multiple Sheets Of Paper.
He Also Has Recently Gone Onto The Hard Drink. (Southern Comfort And Coke)
During Last Summer, He Proceeded to Prove How "Hard" He Is, By Putting his Fist Through A Window Of A Caravan And His Head Through A Plastic Door Handle....;o)
Recently He Has Had Us All Worried, Due To The Fact Of His "Recent" Dreams.
For Example, He Once Awake Claiming That A Can Of Lilt Had Been Spilt Over The Floor, But When Examined The Floor Was Bone Dry.
The Women In His Life
There Are Multiple Women In His Life.
Unknown To All His Chat Friends, He Is A Dark Horse...(Stallion Material)..;o)
His Women Include...........
Katrina ---- His Last Conquest
Lynette ---- His 2 To Last Conquest, But Who Knows...;o)
He Now Has A New Woman In His Life, But He's Keeping Close To His Chest...;o)
(If Your Female, Please E-Mail Mercutio� With Your Name, Age And Chest Measurements....;o) )
Current Movements
Paul, Was Last Seen Disappearing Into His Computer Yelling Something About His Floppy Disk Drive Not Working.......Personally, I Think It's A Drink Problem.....;o)
During The Past Summer Months, Paul Has Been Smoking "Weird" Cigarettes, After Which He Promptly Giggled 3 Times And Collapsed.
Since he Started Uni, He Has Become A Changed Man, Now Trying To Fit In With The Crowd (Wearing Combat Trousers 24hr's A Day And Drinking Loads), He Is Finally Getting The Idea....;o)
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